Noe Valley is a neighborhood of contradictions.
It's home to both liberals and conservatives, it has
attracted the working class, dot.com millionaires, Hollywood
film crews ("Sister Act," "Nash Bridges"),
and, in the 1970s, followers of controversial Indian
guru Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh. Recent problems with storefront
vandalism stand in sharp contrast to Noe's clean-cut
image and the fact that it's chock full of upscale restaurants,
home-decor boutiques, and chic clothing shops. Since
the dot.com boom began waning, housing prices have dipped
slightly and there has been some turnover on the main
shopping drag, but it remains a prosperous, shopper-friendly
neighborhood whose bistros, coffee shops, and bookstores
are always lively, and where parking is always at a
premium.
History

Like many other San Francisco neighborhoods, Noe Valley
started out as a working-class neighborhood for employees
and their families in San Francisco's once-thriving
blue-collar economy. Also like other San Francisco neighborhoods,
Noe Valley has since undergone successive waves of gentrification
and is now considered an upscale, yuppie area. It is
home to many urban professionals, particularly young
couples with young children, and it is not unusual for
a well-maintained house in Noe Valley to sell for one
million dollars or more
The hills that surround Noe Valley give it an air of
remoteness and removal from the city which, along with
the plethora of pretty, long-standing Victorians, is
what attracts families with kids, dogs and strollers
to the neighborhood. This, in turn, has attracted merchants
who cater to those looking for handmade Guatemalan textile
products, upscale beauty products, or Eileen Fisher
ensembles.
Some residents have grumbled that Noe Valley has
become a great place to have coffee and a bagel but
a terrible place to buy what you actually need if
you're lucky enough to live there. Others joke about
Noe Valley's mammoth stroller population and bourgeois
sensibilities; columnist Debby Morse once quipped
in the Examiner, "Many Noe Valley walkers push
babies in strollers, often using them as battering
rams in crowded situations."
Nightlife
Noe Valley wasn't known for its nightlife, but that
may change as locals start swarming to hip neighborhood
bars, and discover that parking is easy as pie on 24th
Street -- after 8 PM, that is. The following spots buzz
'til closing on Friday and Saturday nights.
Bliss Bar: Bliss is hip and attractive enough to
have been featured in In Style magazine. Enjoy the
maroon leather booths or the sexy lighting in the
back lounge behind the chain-link fence. Happy hour
is 5-9 pm weeknights. 4026 24th St. (at Noe Street),
(415) 826-6200.
The Dubliner: Classic Irish pub with nice-but-not-pretentious
polished-wood decor, relaxed sports-bar atmosphere,
well-ventilated front smoking porch, and lively clientele.
Naturally, the Dubliner also has a great selection
of imported beers. It's common to meet a small horde
of Irish expats here, so you know the craic is real.
3838 24th St. (at Church Street), (415) 826-2279.
Noe Valley Ministry: This community landmark hosts
a Presbyterian church, Irish dancing classes, martial
arts and Feldenkrais, AA meetings and, best of all,
top-notch comedy, jazz, folk, world music and alt-rock
artists. Omar Sosa, Joan Baez, Vic Chestnutt, Utah
Phillips and Marga Gomez have all graced the stage
in past years. 1021 Sanchez Street, (415) 454-5238.